" socket wrench "

 [ "socket wrench" ]

1: The act of tying down a girl's arms and legs, wherein she believes that she will be pleasured. As soon as she is completely immobile, you grab her titties, twist 'em as hard as you can and RUN!

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I found out that bitch was cheating on me, and she never said a word! To get back at her, i tied her down one and socket-wrenched the hell out of her! 

 [ "socket wrench" ]

2: (usually used as a retaliation measure)

 [ "Socket Wrench" ]

1: To finger a person's vaginal or anal oriface(s) with a general left to right, back and forth, twisting motion as if one was tightening a bolt or nut with a socket wrench. Ideally performed with two to three fingers however and aggressive socket wrencher could perform said act with the entire hand and fist.

  * e.g.,  ... Mary could barely walk after Carl gave her a double fisted socket wrench. 

 [ "Alabama Socket Wrench" ]

1: When a girl is giving an uncircumcised guy head and the tip of her tongue gets caught in his foreskin, forcing her to talk like an inbred hillbilly with no teeth.

  * e.g.,  ... I got a weird look when I asked a store clerk for an Alabama Socket Wrench. 

 [ "Mexican socket wrench" ]

1: An adjustable wrench, commonly called a Crescent wrench (from a brand name).

  * e.g.,  ... Billy Bob used his Mexican socket wrench to loosen his alternator bolts. 

 [ "socket wrenched" ]

1: When a passenger sits on a loose tool in your truck, startling them, especially when the tool goes near the victims binghole

  * e.g.,  ... Ha, you just got socket wrenched 

 [ "Broken socket wrench" ]

1: When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.

  * e.g.,  ... You're a broken socket wrench